There are some secret Tolkien-inspired runes lurking in the borders, which read: "Greetings to you from me," "Wishing you joyful holidays," "Wishing you rabbits," (an inside joke at the time), and "Samantha Ninety-two" (probably the only time I've written my full name since).
By the way, six of the seven deadly sins (the aforementioned enormous posters, that is) are still rolled up in my basement... know anyone who could use them?
Keep on going to the next Christmas card post.